I'm cryin' but my dick's still hard.
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whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso)



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